She'd make weekends into 5 days and work days in to two.
She'd make calories healthy and exercise poo.
She'd make us have wings so we could fly when we want,
She'd let us stay up all night and never get gaunt.
She'd make discos al fresco and sparkly and nice,
She'd give us all alcohol every night.
She'd make war go away and bad people see what they are,
She'd offer to give us a brand new car.
She'd be my favourite God if she could do all that,
If she can't, then, well, she's a t***.
